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Joke of the Day

"What did the unused dough say to the baker? Why don't you knead me?"

"In the 1800s women were sometimes forced to wear an ""A"" on their clothing, signifying that they were Alvin from the Chipmunks."

"A blind man is tapping his way past the fish market. He stops, takes a deep breath and says, ""Good morning, ladies."""

"Arguing with your parents is like trying to explain how to download music from iTunes to a plant."

"Want your daily dose of vitamin C? Look at pictures of Donald Trump"

"I'm white, but... Nope. Can't do one of those today. Look, I'm at a B&B on Cape Cod right now. I'm a fanny pack away from translucent."

"""I am going on a trip."" ""Mushrooms or acid?"""

"Barista: Can I get a name? Me: Free [Later] Barista: I've got a caramel macchiato for Free *fights break out as I smile from the corner*"

"Hitting on women is like doing Parkour.. I can't do Parkour."

"If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear? A hole in it."