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Joke of the Day
"Why do canadians do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game"
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"Marriage is like coffee. First it's really hot. Then it's just right. Then it helps you to get off your ass and do things."
"Could you imagine being the Secret Service agent that blocked a bullet for Donald Trump, 20 years later? You wouldn't tell anyone."
"What kind of marijuana do cows smoke? moo-dicinal"
"I remember 2016 Like it was yesterday"
"Me: guess who i saw today? Batman: who? M: not your parents B: Y do you always do this? M: cause they told me to B: who? M: not your parents"
"Is that ChapStick in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
"An old Chinese saying: If the dog is barking, you didn't cook it enough."
"What's an incestuous mother's favourite drink? Sonny-D"
"Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left? Because women are right."