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Joke of the Day

"What do Ted Cruz and Donald Trump's father have in common? They pulled out too late."

"Knock knock... Who's there?... Tank... Tank who?... You're welcome"

"My dad rear ended a car today that had a Jesus bumper sticker on it... ..he stopped in the Name of the Lord."

"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it"

"I came up with a great joke about a boomerang but I forgot it. I'm sure it'll come back to me."

"Poor onions I cried when my Dad sliced Onions. I missed Onions. He was a good dog."

"I'm white, but not applying SPF 100 listening to Mumford & Sons in my Subaru while at soccer practice after a nice quiche for brunch white."

"Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command ""Press Any Key"" to ""Press Return Key"" because of the flood of calls asking where the ""Any"" key is."

"If you say ""anyways"" instead of ""anyway,"" that's alls I needs to knows abouts yous."

"If by raw food you mean cookie dough, then yes, I love raw food."