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Joke of the Day
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it"
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"I only watch Storage Wars to see if they find my ex's body. Just kidding. I like the show. And she's buried in the woods."
"Started a pillow fight with my boyfriend, but I forgot that's where I hide my Oreos."
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"As i lay in bed at night... As i lay in bed at night and stare up at the stars, i couldn't help but wonder, ""where the hell did my roof go"""
"My terrible Joke but I never forget it. A dyslexic man walked into a bra...."