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Joke of the Day
"I came up with a great joke about a boomerang but I forgot it. I'm sure it'll come back to me."
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"Sneaks into your house and removes all the labels from your canned goods. Shuffles them well."
"TIFU by sending nudes to everyone in my address book. Costed me a fortune in stamps."
"Back to Future II is so unrealistic not a single person takes a selfie or gets bullied on the internet"
"WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THE SILENT TREATMENT?! ~me, drunk, at a wax museum"
"Why do Italian men grow moustache's? So they can look like their mother."
"What if Hitler killed all the Jews The Fine brothers wouldnt exist. Thats all I wanted to say."
"""Incontinence hotline... ...can you hold?"""
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalottapuss"
"What is the difference between a human and a potato? Time"