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Joke of the Day

"What does a Thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll."

"I feel that jokes about basements are beneath me... ...but I won't tell you a joke about roofs because it'll go over your head."

"Reddit, hit me with your best Black Jokes I WANT ALL THE BEST JOKES YOU GUYS HAVE! Make me happy.."

"I love spending time with my step ladder. I've never known my real ladder."

"Men: The Only creature blessed with the superpowers to make Any machine a smoke machine in kitchen especially when his wife isn't home."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? Eleph-ino"

"To test my kid's readiness for a pet I had her clean up poop in the yard all week and now I can't go back to using the toilet."

"Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men."

"Hear about the guy who broke into a drug store and stole all the Viagra? The police are looking for a hardened criminal."

"I have to say the best part about being over 30 is how short and easy hangovers get. Haha, kidding, it's 7PM and I'm actively hoping to die."