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"Reddit, hit me with your best Black Jokes I WANT ALL THE BEST JOKES YOU GUYS HAVE! Make me happy.."
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"How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb? V."
"So many people have a messiah complex these days.... I'm like ""Jesus Christ!"""
"""When I was younger they all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian,"" said Dane Cook. ""Nobody's laughing now!"""
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"TIL it is impossible to look at your nose while sticking out your tongue without looking ridiculous."
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"My friend Gav died last night from taking too many heartburn tablets... I can't believe Gavisgon"