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Joke of the Day

"I feel that jokes about basements are beneath me... ...but I won't tell you a joke about roofs because it'll go over your head."

"What do you call the butt end of a banana? The bananus"

"I think it's a shame that young people today no longer even know why we celebrate Halloween. None of us would be here today if Jesus hadn't slain that fucking giant pumpkin."

"What kind of sex does a priest have? Nun."

"Did you hear about the LEGO truck that crashed on the highway? Authorities are still trying to piece everything together..."

"Why haven't I ever met a full blooded jew? All of the ones I've met have just been Jew-ish"

"How many clones of president Obama does it take to change a lightbulb? What a stupid question: Obama won't change jack shit."

"A baptist priest with a huge boner walks into a bar The bartender says ""what can i get you?"" ""anything 12 years old that goes down nicely"", says the priest."

"Itis sad when a girl breaks up and changes back to her iI need attentioni Facebook picture."

"I don't do cocaine I just like the smell"