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Joke of the Day

"I feel that jokes about basements are beneath me... ...but I won't tell you a joke about roofs because it'll go over your head."

"I have very poor ninja skills when it comes to staring at cleavage."

"Where does the army keep fish? In a tank."

"What do you call a gay geologist? Fagate."

"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Getting her off the wheelchair."

"A cannibal with diarrhea cloned himself for dinner. He shit himself."

"I dropped my iPhone in water and now I'm unable to make phone calls. So basically it's the same as it was before."

"What idiot called it ""the clap"" and not ""dishonorable discharge?"""

"My friend cooled himself to absolute zero... he's 0K now."

"kk People who write kk instead of Okay or OK are 66.67% white supremacists."