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Joke of the Day

"I love spending time with my step ladder. I've never known my real ladder."

"A duck walks up to a prostitute.... And says, ""put it on my bill"""

"*Hits Rock Bottom* Dwayne Johnson: I have a boyfriend."

"Difference between Men and Women Women may be able to fake orgasms but men can fake relationships!"

"Sometimes I'll go to a grocery store and rotate all of the Tide detergents 90 degrees and yell ""THE TIDES HAVE TURNED!"" until I'm kicked out"

"What do you call a pessimistic Mexican? A Mexican't"

"if your brain produces saliva you have a patooey-tary gland thank you"

"Scientists Find Zika Might Be Transmitted by Oral Sex The study suggests a little head may result in a little head."

"One of the best feelings in the world is not having to set your alarm clock."

"What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common? They're a-Brew'in!"