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Joke of the Day

"Hear about the guy who broke into a drug store and stole all the Viagra? The police are looking for a hardened criminal."

"""I could eat."" - How I answer most questions, even if they're not food-related."

"This sentence.. This sentence contains exactly threeee erors."

"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."

"What was Abraham Lincoln's seating preference? Not John Wilkes Booth!"

"So if my girlfriend can have multiple orgasms, why can't I have multiple girlfriends?"

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field"

"I've got a great joke Only joking"

"I thought by this point in my life I would know what to do with my arms when I sleep, but nope, still confused."

"I'm not a fan of male-to-female sex change surgery... It just seems like a dick move."