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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chuck ! Chuck who ? Chuck in a sandwich for lunch"
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"What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !"
"The clowns I hire always seem surprised to find I'm the only party guest."
"Trump made up his very own word for what he will be in less than 2 years ""Unpresidented"""
"I like my women how I like my cars... Stuck in my garage once I'm done with them."
"A British man enters customs at an Australian airport. The officer asks ""Do you have a criminal record?"" The man looks confused and replies ""No, do I still need one?"""
"I found a spider in my protein powder today I politely asked him to get out of my whey."
"If I owned a bar I would pour myself shots all the time, look in the mirror, wink and say ""It's on the house."""
"asked the universe for literally nothing & received a commercial featuring conjoined twins riding a segway"
"Not all Girl Scouts are nice. Some silent fart while you're filling out the paperwork for Thin Mints and they don't even say they're sorry."