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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chuck ! Chuck who ? Chuck in a sandwich for lunch"
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"Why do Canadians like number systems greater than Base-10? Because 7 8 9, A?"
"I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend but she keeps calling me Seems like I have to drop the bomb twice."
"I've decided to always wear a Seahawks jersey to exams when I forget to study for them. That way I'll pass when I shouldn't."
"Someone stole the coffin at my grandfather's funeral. I couldn't bereave it!"
"Im offended by physicists being all about black matter I think All Matter"
"The confused radioactive element So there was a radioactive element who was perpetually confused. One fine day, he was asked, ""what do you do?"". ""IDK""."
"Lance Armstrong should be applauded for being able to ride a bike so well on drugs. I tried it once. Hit a dog and fell into the canal."
"The word of the day is: bishop My sister fell down the stairs, i had to pick the bitch up"
"I get the whole 3 meals a day thing but I'm confused about how many at night?"