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Joke of the Day

"What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !"

"I just found out I'm going to be a father!!! My wife will be pretty mad when she finds out."

"The detective knew exactly what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case."

"What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common? When they scream they make no sense"

"I think my neighbor makes tennis supplies for the very tall... Because every night I can hear him making a giant racket."

"Have You Heard of the Arabic Santa Clause? No? Me either. It's because he's on the No-Fly list."

"what if family matters took place today.... urkel would make an app. laura would have a blog. eddie listens to podcasts. carl is on atkins"

"What do you call the foreskin on a gay guy..? Mud flaps"

"I started a band with my dog. He barks while I eat Cheetos. It's indie, you wouldn't get it."