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Joke of the Day
"How did the florist act after getting her dream job? Got so excited she wet her plants."
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"What do you call a prosthetic arm for a dog? Faux paw."
"Why Hitler used uBoots? Because the enemy did nazi them coming."
"why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seat-belt. Stay safe tonight everyone!"
"Why are artists the only guys who can sleep with comedians? Because drawing is the only way to make a comic strip."
"What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday? Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday."
"What do you call the son of Kim jong-un? Kim jong-deux"
"I own a lot of cleaning supplies for someone whose friends inscribed ""dust me"" on my coffee table recently."
"What's similar between an angry cow and one of the most easily detected leptonic decay channels of the z boson? They've both got a muon!"
"What is Shrek's most annoying problem? Swamp Ass."