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Joke of the Day

"Why Hitler used uBoots? Because the enemy did nazi them coming."

"The Energizer bunny was just releases from prison. He was charged with battery. . . ."

"""Suspect is an elder female with an extensive criminal background..."" ""We don't have any leads, but we'll search every crook and nanny until we find her."""

"Never really had a nickname in my life.. Except maybe that one time a bunch of chumps called me ""The defendant"" for a full day."

"Happy new year!! Brrrrrr it's cold outside... It has to be the coldest day of the year!!!"

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? You would think it's 'R' but it's really the 'C'."

"There were two snowmen standing in a field, one says to the other... Can you smell Carrots?"

"What do you call a humor site with bad ads? PunHub."

"If you don't believe in evolution, how do you explain corn dogs."

"Butt weight. There's more!"