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Joke of the Day
"Everybody who has played Russian Roulette will tell you it's safe. Well, at least 5/6 people will."
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"How is education going to make me smarter?"
"What do you call a Jamaican gynecologist? A poke-mon! Pls don't hurt me."
"Join The Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them."
"Why is santa's sack so big? Because he only cums around once a year"
"Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache? Because in between stroking it, he said ""hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."""
"Wish I wasn't raising my kids in an era where mediocrity was celebrated."
"Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely? He's been looking for love in Alderaan places."
"Care less and you'll stress less."
"Every time Mila Kunis comes on my TV I do too"