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Joke of the Day
"Care less and you'll stress less."
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"what jerk ever looked at a hamburger and thought ""you know what this needs? A nice, soft, warm piece of lettuce."""
"Looking for a girlfriend is a lot like fishing There's a lot of fish in the sea but until you find one its just you and your rod"
"Our Mexican neighbor made us dinner and it tastes like I committed a grave error in marrying a white girl."
"What do you call a scary frog A creepy leapy"
"What's the difference between a clown and a prostitute? Clowns have cunning stunts"
"What has 300 legs and 16 boobs? The breast cancer awareness 10K run"
"Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party? Because he had no-body to dance with."
"Which animal makes the best pie? A human."
"A baby seal walks into a club... Think about it...lol"