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Joke of the Day

"Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache? Because in between stroking it, he said ""hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."""

"In 4th grade i pegged my gym teacher in the butt with a dodgeball then pretended to tie my shoes as he turned around. they were velcro"

"Is it ironic that the definition of female... isn't broad?"

"If you played pokemon in Brazil, you might catch a Zikachu"

"What do you call a Hispanic midget? A paragraph. He's too short to be called esse."

"You all know how it got started with Jared right? He walked into a Subway and asked for a sub. They said ""6 or 12?"" He replied with ""doesn't matter."""

"Virgin Airlines should just be itself. It'll happen eventually."

"I heard the best time travel joke tomorrow."

"My therapist told me I lack focus. I told him I liked his new desk."

"I went to see my Dentist to have a tooth pulled, but he was on holiday. The guy standing in for him refused to do it. He said he was only filling in."