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Joke of the Day
"Who does the Metric Cult worship? ...Demetre."
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"So it looks like Donald Trump does have a big dick, Especially when he holds it with those tiny hands."
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"What kind of bagel did the camper eat? A winnebago."
"My ultra-cheesy pick up line, based on old Pepe Le Pew cartoons Le meooooww.... Le Purrrrrrrr... Le me?"
"Just found this hillarious joke I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."
"(My 3 favorite things are) My 3 favorite things are chicken pot pie. Doesn't even have to be in that order."
"Me: I have bad news about Bob. Friend: Bob from work or Bob that always fakes his own death? Me: *Drops shovel* Ut oh..."
"Capitalization is important... It's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
"Why does Donald Trump secretly want to lose the election? To Make America Great Again"