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Joke of the Day
"Just failed my theory test. Apparently female drivers aren't a hazard."
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"Living in Russia... Living in Russia in the winter, you're already snowden."
"LPT: If you ever find yourself lost in the wild... ...simply misspell the SOS signal and some arsehole will show up within minutes to correct you."
"Penises are like internet connections Having a big pipe is great, but it doesn't do you much good if you don't have any uptime."
"Chickens in the farm Q: Why did the chicken not cross the road to meat the cow? A: The steaks were already too high."
"Let's begin by pushing a Nickleback album onto every ISIS phone."
"Based on my calculations I can retire about 5 years after I die."
"Canadian Army training is 6 weeks of learning how to throw a snowball."
"I'm not afraid to die, I'm afraid my friends will give me the funeral I told them I wanted when I was drunk."
"What's the internal temperature of a Ton-ton? Lukewarm"