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Joke of the Day

"Chickens in the farm Q: Why did the chicken not cross the road to meat the cow? A: The steaks were already too high."

"Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9? Because Windows 7 ate 9."

"One of the good things about trump winning... We get to see Amy schumer leave."

"THEM: What's it called when you think about them all the time? ME: Love. T: What if it's about murdering them all the time? M: Also love."

"In shop class... student: where do you keep your nails? teacher: on my hands, where else?"

"What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? **Juan on Juan.**"

"This bar smells so bad and I can't tell who's homeless and who's a hipster."

"I had an art teacher in school who didn't believe in deodorant boy was he an aroma to be around"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ? Charles your luck on the lottery !"

"I was playing guitar and someone asked if I could play Wonderwall ...I said maybe.."