227671

Joke of the Day

"4-year-old: Why does mom always yell at you? Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid?"

"How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball? It's skirts versus shins."

"What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can? Stopping it with a shovel"

"I sing like Sinatra and have the brain of Einstein. I think that's why girls call me Frankenstein."

"[Shark Tank] Ok hear me out. -Alright. It's an airplane made out of cats. -But why? It cant crash. Always lands on it's feet. -Please leave."

"How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI? Move the trees closer together."

"What's brown and sticky? A stick."

"I hate barbers more than doctors Because I have to live with the shit that one does."

"A British engineer just opened a buisness in Afganistan. He is selling landmines that look like prayer mats. When asked how buisness was going he said that prophets are going through the roof."

"[OC] I invented a word: plagiarism."