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Joke of the Day
"Who do you call when your wheelchair gets a flat? Cripple A."
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"I just found out that my geology professor passed away... my sediments go out to his family"
"There is nothing funny about menstruation jokes... Period."
"what do you call a cat that copies off others' exam papers? a cheetah"
"What Do You Get When You Cross ""White Christmas"" With A Black Rapist? Bing Cosby edit for pudding an extra letter in the last name"
"So this baby seal walks into a club... ..."
"What do you call a sleepwalking Nun? A roamin catholic"
"Did you hear about the baker who got electrocuted last week? He stood on a bun and a currant shot up his leg."
"did you hear about the miners' new album? i really dig it"
"Hey baby, lemme see what's under that shell. Ugh, as if. *Lady turtle starts walking away.* [3 hours later] I still see you there baby."