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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't, ""I have a headache!"" work for when I don't want to mow the yard?"
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"Whenever I'm watching paint dry I like to listen to James Bay ... Just to really complete the experience"
"If life gives you melons... ...you may be dyslexic."
"""That dress fits you like a glove"" ""It sticks out in five places"""
"Where do women in the WNBA shop? It's definitely not at dicks."
"What weapons do pengiuns have? Pen-guinades."
"I always get confused between bi and semi Which one means you like to fuck 18 wheelers?"
"What are you doing on Valentines Day? I'm getting my hands massaged."
"(Guy who was trapped in a well for 20 years standing in front of the Get Well Soon cards at the pharmacy, frowning)"
"At first I didn't like having a beard But then it grew on me."