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Joke of the Day
"Adulthood is just piles of bills and trying to convince your exes how amazing you're life is."
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"Tesla Car Driving Grandmother to Family Christmas. 12 Hours Later...: Pulls up into the family home dead with the children yelling ""Grandma's here! Grandma's here!"""
"Told a female Redditor my dick was long... She asked ""we talkin' 'r/TIFU' long or 'r/Jokes' long?"" TIFU by saying Jokes...."
"has anyone else realized the movimg photos in hary poter are just gifs. theyre jus gifs like from intermet"
"wow. chess is like a whole different game when you play it with your clothes on. was it always like that, grandpa? cause I don't like it."
"Our family summer boat trips haven't been the same since grandad died & demanded we bury him at sea. In the boat."
"My fortune cookie message read : ""You appeal to a small, select group of confused people"" .... Uh huh ...."
"The Phantom Menace is easily the best Star Wars installment Jar Jar Binks is the best character."
"I socially identify as the guy who tried to jump off of the sinking Titanic but ending up hitting a massive propeller on the way down."
"Sorry for the absence, my tweeties. My hubs and kids cooked their own dinner, and I've been unfreezing hell with a blowtorch ever since."