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Joke of the Day

"Martha's Vineyard joke: why do seagulls fly to the dump to beat the Portuguese"

"Can you be electrocuted by a news story? The answer may shock you."

"Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!"

"It may be illegal to steal kitchen utensils, but what can I say? I'm a whisk taker"

"Book about skeletons? **SPINE**"

"What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology? It was a little over their heads"

"Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor? Because they take everything, literally...."

"I was so excited when I saw the Nail Polish advertisement Because I want to sleep with this girl from Poland"

"Me: You're kidnapping me? Where're we going? Can we feed my cats first? Is there a ransom? Cool van. My name- Him: Changed my mind. Get out."

"What's your stand on renewable energy? I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan."