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Joke of the Day

"I was so excited when I saw the Nail Polish advertisement Because I want to sleep with this girl from Poland"

"SAE used to be jokingly called Somebody Anybody Everybody I guess they wanted to make it clear that wasn't true."

"Law of attraction to females If I had a nickel for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive."

"What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The Army."

"What do fat white chicks and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans."

"I've just noticed the wife is wearing her sexy underwear. This can only mean one thing. She's behind with the laundry."

"What does a clock do when it's still hungry? It goes back for seconds!"

"Why can't blondes finish software updates? They can never find the ""any"" key."

"What doesn't kill you just makes you injured and really pissed off."

"I've been dating a homeless women recently, and i think its getting serious. She asked me to move out with her."