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Joke of the Day
"What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology? It was a little over their heads"
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"Can't wait till bin Laden slips up and checks-in on Foursquare."
"When Siri has her period she uses an iPad. I hate myself."
"I've got a chicken proof lawn It's impeccable"
"The last time I made a chick moist.... was a water balloon fight in 4th grade."
"Damn, I burnt one. What did God say when he made the first black man? ""Damn, I burnt one."""
"What do you call Mariah Carey when she eats at a Indian restuarant? Mariah Curry"
"What do you call it when a valley girl gives blow jobs for Louis Vuitton's? Head over heels"
"In the old days they sacrificed virgins to appease the Gods. They must have realized sacrificing the town slut would have been such a waste."
"My review of the sun One star"