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Joke of the Day

"What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology? It was a little over their heads"

"When you said coke I assumed you meant cocaine. No thank you. Soda is bad for you."

"My girlfriend broke up with me. I am devastated. How could you. I did everything. I surprised you with burgers every night"

"You hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"Did you hear about the Antennas that got married? The wedding was lame, but the reception was great!"

"that coat doesn't break wind... if it doesn't fart it's not a coat."

"What do you call a literary fish? Salmon Rushdie!"

"Best Blonde Joke Ever [Best Blonde Joke Ever](http://www.plainjanegames.com/funstuff/bestblondejoke.htm) Oldie but a goodie."

"Do you think anyone has ever superglued a pair of sunglasses to their face. Wow I hope so. The ultimate level of coolness"

"I feel creepy every time I 'follow' someone. Where are they going to take me? I hope its somewhere good"