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Joke of the Day

"Can you be electrocuted by a news story? The answer may shock you."

"I have an addiction to snorting powdered fruit drink mix... Anybody got a punch line?"

"What's the biggest joke of 2016? Look a bit to the right."

"Anyone got a 10 year old daughter I could introduce as mine? Stuck in an elaborate lie after putting my music on shuffle at a party."

"Now that we have finally started to accept LGBT people inour society... ...I think Iowans will soon follow"

"Girl, my life is full of tragedy. In 1997, my girlfriend was killed by a guy named Sephiroth. AND she was our party's only healer :("

"You say lonely I say home alone with an opportunity to masturbate"

"A man was about to jump off a cliff... ...and before he jumped he said, ""I'm doing this for Jesus Christ!"" I think he took a leap of faith."

"Everyone always makes fun of my man purse until I bust out a flask of whiskey, a bag of weed, a bong, milk, cookies and a cheese platter."

"What do you call a guy that never farts in public? A privet tutor"