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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Chinese who drives an airplane?"

"Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh it's all right. I know what's inside."

"To my future wife: When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chilli from wendi's, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time."

"Turned on women's volleyball and within four minutes there was a wrist injury Don't worry I'll be fine"

"I know how Jenny got her name. Follow this link en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenny_%28donkey%29"

"A man enters a pun contest... He writes down 10 puns and puts them into a hat thinking at least one of them would win. Sadly, no pun in 10 did."

"What's the difference between God and a medical school graduate? God doesn't think he's a doctor."

"Someone stole my mood ring and I don't know how I feel about that."

"What do you call a statistician watching a bull fight? A mathador."

"I thinks it cool when X girlfriend becomes XL girldfriend."