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Joke of the Day
"I thinks it cool when X girlfriend becomes XL girldfriend."
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"*rolls up on dance battle* Sick moves bruh. You know who else had sick moves? Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ *hands out pamphlets*"
"A man and woman are riding up in an elevator. The man looks at the woman and says ""Can I smell your pussy?"" She replies ""Hell no!"" The man says ""Well it must be your feet then."""
"What do army ants have in common with masturbating dolphins? Both come in waves..."
"War: what is it good for? Resource acquisition, eliminating your enemies, blowing stuff up, feeling like a big man. So, lots actually."
"Ray Charles has said he doesn't mind being blind.. Because at least he isn't black!"
"Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains? Mountains peak."
"What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech? A blonde at a flashing red light."
"My daughter told me she wants to be a secret agent. Based on that alone, I don't think she'd be a good secret agent."
"What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality? An alter eagle!"