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Joke of the Day
"Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh it's all right. I know what's inside."
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"ME: time for sleep BRAIN: what if potatoes could talk ME: ugh BRAIN: and make friends with one another ME: please stop BRAIN: best spuds"
"What do you call a stay-at-home parent? Unemployed."
"Why was the maths book sad? It had too many problems."
"What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died? Posthumous Prime"
"I've seen so many Adam Sandler films... it's not even funny."
"Opinions are like assholes... if you get paid to share your opinion with the masses, you probably have a pretty big opinion."