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Joke of the Day
"The doctor told me to stay positive I have HIV"
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"What do you call a bee that lives in America? USB"
"What rhymes with Snoop? Dr Dre"
"As a wizard I know a selection of offensive spells... My favorite is 'Curse'."
"I always pretend I've never had the samples at Costco. ""What's this? Bagel Bites? Combining bagel & pizza into one?? Now this I GOTTA TRY!"""
"The Lion, the Witch and a fabulous fashion sense What did the Lion say to the Witch when she caught him coming out of the wardrobe? ""My sexual preference is Narnia business."""
"A number fight there was this 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 ganging on a 0, he tightened his belt and became an 8 and beat them all"
"A confused priest walks into a gay bar and says, ""So, let me get this straight."""
"Talking to you makes me invent new swear words."
"What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom? ""It's Gonna Be Pee"""