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Joke of the Day
"What rhymes with Snoop? Dr Dre"
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"How did the stoner die? Blunt force trauma."
"Pizza will never tell you you're fat unless you're high as shit, then pizza is probably suggesting you fight an aardvark to lose weight."
"Alsation: I'll see you shortly. Chihuahua: Okay but don't call me ""Shortly!"""
"This oxygen mask is bullshit. I don't look like oxygen at all."
"How does a feminist screw in a light bulb? She holds the bulb up to the socket and then expects the world to revolve around her."
"They should put barf bags in all the voting booths this year."
"Why did the feminist get raped? Cuz she 'asked' for it!"
"What did the woman say to the vampire when she woke up with her period? ""I made you breakfast in bed!"""
"[date] Her: so you're a mathematician? Me: no actually I'm a *pythagorean doves fly out of my sleeve and hit her in the face* mathemagician"