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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a fridge and a gay man? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."

"People keep coming up to me & saying ""You have the right amount of hair my son."" Is this normal? Does anyone else have this problem? Hello??"

"Patient: ""It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."" Dentist: ""I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."""

"Don't be fooled by looks, butterflies taste just like moths."

"How many germans does it take to change a light bulb? One, we have no time for humour."

"What is cheese's favorite music genre? R and Brie"

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter escaped the chambers."

"Why don't hipsters live in Alaska? Everything is cool there already."

"Why are quantum physicists bad lovers? When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position."

"What is a physicist's favourite food? Fission chips."