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Joke of the Day

"LPT before weighing yourself, take a poop... You'll weigh a shit load less."

"Happy Birthday Tupac! He would've been 72 today if Dick Cheney hadn't shot him in his face."

"What would be a good dating site for rednecks ? MyHeritage.com"

"100$ Bill 1st: Why are you late? 2nd: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. 1st: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? 2nd: No, I was standing on it."

"I artificially inseminated a cow this morning! It's true! No bull!"

"Million dollar idea: Dating website for leopards called Connect the Dots"

"What's infinite times better than the Super Bowl? The Hyperbole"

"where do babies come from?? where the hell are they GOING is what i wanna know, folks!"

"Why did Marx pay for dinner on the first date? Because his utopia might be classless, but he's not"

"How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb? He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him."