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Joke of the Day
"Why did Marx pay for dinner on the first date? Because his utopia might be classless, but he's not"
Next Joke
"What's a comedians least favorite drink? Booze"
"In this economy I sometimes have to make tough choices. Like between eating or buy that cover for my iPad."
"A bomb goes off at Reddit Wow, this blew up!"
"Why cant stormtroopers be fathers? Because they shoot blank and always miss Edit: Can't*"
"What do we want?! LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want em?! NNNNEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWW"
"What's Princess Leia's first name? Comoniwanna."
"How do you make Aquaman cool? Put him in water!"
"Oregon Trail 2016: Jayden has a gluten allergy. You can't even ford the river rn. Purchase one woke of oxen? Madison is literally dead"
"me: remember how i was talking about getting a xylophone [doctor holds up my x-ray] where the hell are your ribs? me: im trying to tell you"