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Joke of the Day

"What's infinite times better than the Super Bowl? The Hyperbole"

"Jokes are like packages. While the content is important you mustn't forget about the delivery."

"What do you call a gnome who dresses nice? A metronome!"

"Police nearly apprehended a drug dealer selling cocaine in a tobacco store. They were close, but no cigar."

"Apparently it's okay for the office to have ""casual Friday's,"" but ""nudist Tuesday's"" are frowned upon. How embarrassing for me."

"A horse trots into a bar, trips, and falls"

"Why do scuba divers falls backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."

"Why do Apple computer users always tell sexist jokes? Because they aren't PC"

"I treat my wife like a fine wine. I keep that bitch locked in the cellar."

"Why do Jews never deck the halls on christmas? Because of the holly cost."