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Joke of the Day

"Million dollar idea: Dating website for leopards called Connect the Dots"

"I really like working with spices... My newest recipe is cumin cider."

"Jesus wasn't just fit.... He was crossfit."

"There are two types of people in this world. Those who finish what they start"

"At midnight, thousands of people will be at Times Square to witnesss Ryan Seacrest's balls drop."

"Why are gays never really supressed? Cuz they always stick it to the man!"

"What's the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four."

"In recent years the number of UFO sightings has dropped because of the smart phone. Their users never look up."

"Depression hurts. Ask your doctor if maybe he wants to hang out Saturday night if he's not doing anything."

"What do you call a nosey pepper? Jalapeno Business"