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Joke of the Day

"What would be a good dating site for rednecks ? MyHeritage.com"

"where do you take a sick horse? The horspital"

"Losing my virginity was a lot like riding a bike for the first time. My dad was holding me from behind."

"After years of working in a hospital, I've become a bit of a germaphobe. I just do NOT believe that Bacteria should have the right to get married."

"Original physics joke. I'm very proud. I was organizing my desk the other day and the Entropy Police gave me a ticket for disturbing the chaos."

"Why should you never invite a boxer to a party? He always throws the punch."

"If I was a gay dude, I'd be all like ""Not tonight, I had Taco Bell for lunch."""

"How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before? He has claw marks on his forehead."

"I heard that John Cena had a failed porn career... Every time they tried to do the money shot nobody could see him coming."

"[I open my lunchbox to find a copy of the Magna Carta] But that means... [cut to British Library patrons thoughtfully examining a Capri Sun]"