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Joke of the Day

"Girl vs Boy jokes Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"Doctor Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains Well pull yourself together then"

"TIFU...... She rode me like a cow girl."

"What was Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"

"What do Justin Timberlake and Theon Greyjoy have in common? A dick in a box"

"I got a notice we are taking company pictures today. *walks in dressed as Super Girl."

"What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line? ""I'm a wiener!"""

"Fred: We had a burglary last night and they took everything except the soap and towels. Harry: The dirty crooks."

"Apple Watches your money go into their pocket."

"Where do bears store their military weapons? In bearracks."