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Joke of the Day
"There are only 10 type of people in this world... Those who understand binary and those who don't."
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"What do you use to buy drinks? Bar tender"
"I didn't fail my calculus test.... I just gave ""alternative"" answers on a few problems."
"I can prove to you that electronics are powered by smoke... by the irrefutable fact that they stop working when the smoke leaks out!"
"The first thing you'll need if you're planning on stealing an ostrich from the zoo is a car with a sunroof"
"Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means."
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A mega sore ass."
"""Your teeth are like the stars"" he said As he pressed her hand so white. He spoke the truth for like the stars Her teeth came out at night!"
"My wife went to see a spiritualist last week. I asked her ""how did you rate her?"" She said ""medium."""
"Nothing freaks me out like trying to remember which brownies I packed in my son's lunch box"