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Joke of the Day

"I have a theory on how to bang large woman It's called the big bang theory"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 didn't have a removable battery and blew up in everybody's pocket"

"Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, he gets drunk."

"It's not stalking if you don't put it in park."

"What do porn stars and prostitutes say when they wake up in the morning? Time to suck today's dick!"

"If I had a dollar for every time I read ""OP is a racist"" I'd still be broke. Because I am black and can't read"

"They all laughed when I told them I'm going to be a comedian... well...they are not laughing anymore!"

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? YOUR MOMMA!"

"I'm not fat. My stomach is 3D"

"The past, present and future walk into a bar It was tense"