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Joke of the Day

"What do porn stars and prostitutes say when they wake up in the morning? Time to suck today's dick!"

"Did you know that all of the Hobbit films were recorded in L.A. Yeah, you could tell by the Smaug."

"I hate going to liquor stores. Everyone wines about everything."

"Why did the guy get aroused by the highway? Because there were lots of turn ons."

"eer booze and fun!' 'A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies ""Sorry we don't serve food here""."

"What kind of reptile loves to start shit? An insta-gator"

"When is a mass shooting not a mass shooting? When it involves energy, because energy had no mass."

"What is the nastiest bun of them all A *cinna*bun"

"What is a physicist's favorite cookie? Sig-fig Newtons"

"Listen, you should really give your mother a call. She's concerned that ""the haters"" in her Zumba class are organizing and gaining power."