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Joke of the Day
"Is your phone in your back pocket? Because that ass is calling me!"
Next Joke
"I wish I was filled with pepperoni but instead I am filled with guilt & despair"
"What happen after JFK's assassination? A funeral."
"Your secrets are safe with me, I wasn't even listening to you."
"Why do the Scots wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."
"My roommate from California was homesick So I stole his water bottle to make him feel more at home."
"Having an argument between Mac and PC is like watching two old men with alzheimer's fight. Eventually they both break down and lose their memory."
"*makes sandwich* *sits down to eat it* *sees dog staring at me* *rips off small piece* *gives her the rest*"
"Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and they smell bad."
"My girlfriend left me 6 weeks ago because she thinks I'm immature. Now I'm all alone on Christmas day and crying my eyes out because Santa didn't come."