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Joke of the Day
"I keep trying to find my wife's killer But nobody will do it"
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"How to win the war on drugs... .1) Legalize all drugs. .2) Require that all drugs must be purchased through Comcast customer service."
"I didn't like my haircut at first, but it grew on me."
"I don't mean to brag, but I'm extremely talented with my lips and tongue. *Whistles The Andy Griffith Show theme song flawlessly*"
"What kind of condoms do frogs wear? Rib-bed"
"How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season? Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone."
"I'd eat more chicken if it was branded as ""Tuna of the Land."""
"Vodka is just potatoes that made the right career choices."
"When is a car not a car? When it turns into a parking lot."
"Why couldn't the melons run away and get married? They cantelope."