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Joke of the Day

"LOOKING FOR awful pi jokes! Just found out my friend hates them. Please give me your worst pi day/pi jokes!"

"Your mother's cooking"

"Wow, according to the New York Times, just kidding, I have no idea what's going on."

"How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands? ...because paint! -my four-year-old daughter."

"Knock knock Who's there? Anna Anna who? Anna partridge in a pear tree! :D"

"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian..."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""

"I always say ""I was wondering when you'd find me"" when I get in my car. That way if someone's ever in the backseat I'll look cool as shit."

"Where do old bowling balls end up? In the gutter!"

"No one wants to feel like an obligation. Either commit to them or leave."

"I love how we all talk about The Last Supper painting & nobody mentions that all 13 of those guys were sitting on the same side of the booth"