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Joke of the Day

"Guys are always 'just kidding' unless you say yes"

"What do you call a smart chromosome? A gene-ius"

"Hints are like bombs As long as they're really not subtle, You only need to drop one. But you drop a second one just to be really sure they got the message."

"There are three kinds of people in New Zealand.. The racists, the big spiders, and the big racist spiders.."

"The oldest living pirate turned 80 today and had this to say. AYE MATEY!"

"Yo mama's so fat, even Dora cannot explore her!"

"*slowly raises hand 20 minutes into an important office meeting* so there are no donuts?"

"Want to know how to make tons of people mad real fast? your about to now how."

"My girlfriends dad asked me what I do Apparently, ""your daughter"" wasnt the right answer"

"Send your hate mail to me. How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb? You cant count them when its dark"