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Joke of the Day

"shout out to.. shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is"

"Gas prices have me feeling like I'm robbing the gas station. ""Just leave, before they change their mind."""

"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? just 2."

"Did you hear about the snail who bought himself a Ferrari and painted a big yellow ""S"" on the side? Now wherever he drives, people watch and say ""Look at that S-car go!"""

"I have decided to run a marathon and have taken up vaping instead of smoking You could say I am running on fumes."

"If I don't clean my house soon, someone is going to bring in blindfolded ppl for a Frebreeze commercial."

"The coolest thing about being a dog must be the ability to use your own ass for a pillow."

"What do you call a black guy in outer space? An astronaut you racist bastard."

"I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative."

"""Hey."" ""Hey."" ""What's up?"" ""Nothing."" END OF CONVERSATION."