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Joke of the Day

"What do you find between Godzilla's toes? Slow runners."

"I don't get why people think the homeless are unclean... when they have the mintiest breaths I've ever smelled."

"What's the difference between a violin and a viola? The viola takes longer to burn."

"Q: What's the good part about having alzheimer's? You can hide your own easter eggs."

"Told this joke when I was three Me: ""Why did the cow cross the road?"" Parent: ""Wh-"" Me: ""Moo!"""

"anyone remember this funny one ?? ''u miss 100% of the shots u don't take'' -wain gretski -michel scoot ! XD"

"I want to get one of those LA hats everyone has nowadays When people go to ask me ""hey man, are you from Los Angeles?"" I'll be like ""nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"""

"Wife asked if I was going to take out the trash. Told her I didn't know her sister needed a ride home. I'm bleeding. Call 911"

"What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight? Nananananananananana BATMAN!"

"If you get your phone wet, put it in a bag of rice overnight Eventually an Asian will come and fix it"