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Joke of the Day
"Just stuck my tongue in an outlet. The results were shocking."
Next Joke
"If I looked down and saw Steve Buscemi between my legs, I'm pretty sure I'd think I was having a miscarriage."
"I've got a bag full of stick figure stickers, and when I see an SUV I add random dudes to their families."
"Why are there so many piggy banks? Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress."
"What do cats listen to during their free time? they listen to podcats."
"I need a ""your penis is so ugly..."" Joke yep, thats what i need"
"What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? Money."
"What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants? E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home."
"*limbos away from your hug*"
"Making out with a blind girl... I made out with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said ""Nah, You're just pulling my leg."""